I don’t go to school anymore. But I still learn stuff.
Here’s what I found out today:
You can lose 10 bro points if you decide it is a good idea to try to merge onto the freeway at 50 mph while at the same time rummaging on the passenger floorboard for something super important.
I also found out that if you are driving behind the person who needs that thing off the floorboard at the exact moment of merging (i.e. “bropoint loser”), you should not panic and start yelling stuff and tailgating. Floorboard Guy has no idea there is a problem other than some crazy guy yelling and tailgating.
If you do that, you also lose bropoints for losing your cool.
And nobody likes a bro who loses his cool.